So this is why I can only find boys and not men in Melbourne, as all the well-hung members are off cavorting in Japan!
Forget about Easter and Christmas and worshipping mothers or Boxing Day specials; National Penis Appreciation Day is what we all should be clamouring to see!
The only snag that’s not well adorned is that it seems to be celebrated on the other side of the hemisphere, so the almighty M plan is currently being amended to include the Australiafication of this holiest of days. There will be puppetry of the penis, penis duels, penis painting, and of course penis rides.
Being the coordinator of all things phallic means that I will have the arduous task of auditioning these prospective rods.
It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to ‘do’ it.
Ms prepping-for-the-‘p’ M.
