Could somebody please tell me what the point of April Fool’s Day actually is?
I know for most people it’s meant to be a day for harmless pranks, but for us in Zooville it’s phone call after phone call for Mr G Raffe, or getting a Mr Lion on the line, and having already been subjected to the day twenty something times, the routine is getting a little tired.
To even things up, us Zooies should be allowed to ring the pests back on every other day of the year and annoy them with meaningless drivel.
So until that glorious switcheroo arrives, I’m spending all April firsts from now on ignoring phone calls, conversations, emails, and tea-leaf readings.
Ms Sue-Keeper M.
