Dear Santa, I think there’s very little doubt that I've been far far nicer than naughty (despite futile attempts to the contrary), and should therefore be permitted to be just a little bit naughty over the new year's break, and I don’t mean getting close and personal with a bottle of Baileys.The present should be about six feet in height, about two feet in width, and have bumps in all the right places. Wrapping is highly optional.
If you come through with this one for me Santa, I promise I won’t ask anything more of you until Easter.
Ms-now-where’s-that-mistletoe M.
